Pervertedness of BaND

[TRtrumpet]

  bluebellbrass07 said:

OMG LMAO!!!!!

i want one of those shirts

LMAO! I want one too.

[Keyboard_Countessa]

I once heard that the drumline tried to get shirts that said "We bang long and hard", but it wasn't approved.

 

And there's tons of "saxual" innuendos... two of my favorites:

 

You're not a real player until you've had sax on the beach.

 

Practice safe sax. Wear a neckstrap.

[TRtrumpet]

  Keyboard_Countessa said:

Practice safe sax. Wear a neckstrap.

lol that is SO going on our sax shirts next year.

[bariphonium]

"I enjoy group sax on occasion, but I'll take good sax anytime, anywhere."

 

Not like I've seen that on a section shirt....

[MartinHorn]

Some of trombones will say playing the boner instead of playing the trombone. That just sounds dirty.

 

Most of our french horn aren't perverted, except for a select few. And there is something interesting about the trumpet shirts from this year, but Fortisimo will have to tell you that tale.

 

And stay away from our low brass bus, especially the tubas.

[Moose]

The Seguin trombones have shirts that say, "Rock out with your Bach out!"

 

as in Bach trombone of course...

[whitewing09]

  MartinHorn said:

Some of trombones will say playing the boner instead of playing the trombone. That just sounds dirty.

 

Most of our french horn aren't perverted, except for a select few. And there is something interesting about the trumpet shirts from this year, but Fortisimo will have to tell you that tale.

 

And stay away from our low brass bus, especially the tubas.

ya our tuba section is really nasty too. they stick things up each others **** (clothes on of coursE) they like throw there umm... yeah around and just do other nasty stuff

[Fortisimo]

  MartinHorn said:

Some of trombones will say playing the boner instead of playing the trombone. That just sounds dirty.

 

Most of our french horn aren't perverted, except for a select few. And there is something interesting about the trumpet shirts from this year, but Fortisimo will have to tell you that tale.

 

And stay away from our low brass bus, especially the tubas.

Lmao, I totally forgot!

 

Our shirts had lot's of stuff on them, but what is pertinent here is that there was a drawing that was a paradoy of the old starwars poster with Luke hold the lightsaber above his head, except, instead of a lightsaber it was a trumpet. Now on this trumpet was some mighty fine shading, but unfortunately, as we found out later, long after the shirts had arrived and been distributed, a section of this shading resembled a certain piece of female anatomy we all entered this world through. Lmao, I just wonder how we missed it for that long.

[MartinHorn]

Oh yeah, slide maintenance such as "lubrication is key"

[Aegis Fang]

  Moose said:

The Seguin trombones have shirts that say, "Rock out with your Bach out!"

 

as in Bach trombone of course...

I'm totally stealing this

[whitewing09]

playing out of key is like mastur..... everyone does it. some more then others, but no one ever wants to admit it

[TRtrumpet]

"Trumpets finger through your parts while I work on the flutes"

 

Haha gotta love band camp.