Dynasty Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 How do you know a drummer is knocking at your door? (scroll down!) They slow down. Quote
mnkyman Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Dynasty said: They slow down. thats a good one... lol Quote
Dynasty Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 Percussionists drag their music.... the knocking slows down... thus dragging.... Quote
mnkyman Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 click...click...click...click....click.....click......click.......click........click.........click..........click Quote
Gltokensp06 Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 spring high south, Arshia?? LOL that school dosen't exist anymore buddy, QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST! LOL Quote
Keyboard_Countessa Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Wow, I've never heard that one before. Alas, with each instrument comes its own stereotype, and thus its own league of band jokes. My personal favorite for drummer jokes: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? "...Dude, is it dark in here??" Quote
mnkyman Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 arshia: "are u taking all those books and cds?" andrew: "no, imma look at them all...and prolly take most of them" Quote
Lustra.exe Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 Drummers are typically dumb, yes. Percussionist are not usually. Obviously with each instrument there are no absolutes. Though it is a joke, I am sorry to say that I am kind of offended. But I'll just keep reminding myself that it's a joke. Quote
TRtrumpet Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Keyboard_Countessa said: Wow, I've never heard that one before. Alas, with each instrument comes its own stereotype, and thus its own league of band jokes. My personal favorite for drummer jokes: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? "...Dude, is it dark in here??" haha, i like that one Quote
TX Suh-nare Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 Lustra.exe said: Drummers are typically dumb, yes. Percussionist are not usually. OK, drummers are NOT always dumb...just psychotic. Percussionists, well, depemds, since some of them actually have lives outside the practice room. Quote
Trumpet Master Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 QUOTE (Dynasty @ May 22 2006, 08:34 PM) How do you know a drummer is knocking at your door? (scroll down!) They slow down. Don't you mean they rush? Here's a trombone joke: How can you tell when a trombone player's child is at the park? They don't know how to use a slide and can't swing! Thank you, I'll be here all week. lol Quote
Xenon Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Here's a flute joke while we're at it: Q. What's the difference between a flute player and a seamstress? A. The seamstress tucks up the frills. Quote
MartinHorn Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Don't forget this classic: Q: How do you make a trumpet sound like a french horn? (Scroll down) A: Stick your hand in the bell and play wrong notes. Quote
mnkyman Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 is that the fire alarm? no just micced clarinets Quote
Gltokensp06 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 LOL, Arshia I totaly remember that conversation. LOL Quote
elprezidente Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Xenon said: Here's a flute joke while we're at it: Q. What's the difference between a flute player and a seamstress? A. The seamstress tucks up the frills. HAHA!! i like that one.....oh silly band kid jokes Quote
TX Suh-nare Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 Here's one. How do you get a baritone to sound like a french horn? Play real high nd crack a lot of notes. And one more... What's a tuba's range? 20 yards, if you have a good arm. Quote
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