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No, I hear it's brown and burnt. Really ugly grass, because they don't have alot of farm animals to provide fertilizer.

 

 

 

Do you live on a farm?

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Because face to face contact has, sadly enough, decreased in value over the past few years.

 

 

 

I went to overnight shift from 12am to 6am, and I am already awake. What is wrong with me?

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You had an excessively large amount of stimulants (such as Caffiene among others) and are trying to work off the excess enery. In a few hours, you will be dead tired.

 

 

Why does the government take so much of my meager income?

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One word...capitalism. The government (composed mainly of the rich) takes money from people in order become wealthier. Too bad this country is already in debt :angry:

 

Why do they put bread in plastic bags knowing that they may get squished, but they put cookies and other goods that have less of a chance of breaking into boxes?

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Not me. I'm going to the one in San Antonio. Oh San Antonio...........

 

(this isnt MY question, one of my friends made it up, i just thought itd be funny to see the answer)

When you're flying in your canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

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