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  king_kool360 said:
Because you're a failure... jk.

 

Why does it take Borchnork more than 17 years to find his way around his house, but it took me less than a week?

 

 

Because you are a modern Mozart in finding your way around the house.

 

Let's not forget that the average person takes an average of 5 years to find his way around the house seemlessly.

 

 

 

 

Who are your favorite "find their way around the house"ers of all time?

I personally like Bethohomen, Joseph Housedyn, and Igor Stravinavigator.

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If the imperfection of a man asked the imperfection of another man why it's not perfect while at the same time the other imperfection realized the imperfection of the imperfection was in fact not perfect, what would his response be?

Posted
  borchnork said:
by running. really really fast.

 

Does the Evil magic Eight ball I own really work, or did it break like it said it did?

 

 

It really works, its just trying to trick you, because, it's evil, duhhh.

 

 

 

 

 

Why/How did I fall over yesterday during Theatre, when i was just standing there?

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lol i dont use intrument polish, im in pit...but wait i use brasso when i clean my suspended cymbal, and that's a trip if you smell that sutff :P

 

 

 

 

Because your marching competitions are over, so it feels like the season is over, and a lot the band kids dont care anymore, even though you're still playing at football games.

 

 

Why have i never seen mary poppins?

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urkadrums- because you havent been sniffing brasso THAT much.

 

drippin_tuba2010- so that they have a lesson plan. they cant just let you read the book. something else has to be there.... even if it is only in the teachers minds....

 

why am i not asleep yet?

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  dtxtrmpt said:
i try to go to bed before 10, but i never do. i normally dont go to bed until after midnight.

 

you are a good comedian..... JK JK

 

why am i posting so much tonight?

 

B/C there is nothing else to do :(

 

Why do i never have homework but everyone else does

Posted (edited)

because you have messed up olfactory sensory neurons....

 

why do i randomly use terms i learn in anatomy, even though i knwo most people dont know what they are?

 

(i was late in posting this one tooo....)

 

boredom causes people to randomly sniff things

Edited by dtxtrmpt

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