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  Higgins said:
I don't see any humor in this. It's a serious matter, it happens to me at least once a day, and when it does I get pissed. It is one of the things I truly despise in the world because I love sneezing. It feels so good, unless you're sick with bronchitis or the like.

"question mark"

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  crazyjakeup said:
things that would sux if it happend to you: the kid down the street went to the ER yesterday cuz he had a heart attack while he was "pleasuring himself"

OMFG. I don't know whether or not I should laugh, because heart attacks are very serious business, but the fact that he had it because he was "pleasuring himself" is pretty funny.

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things that suck: when u gotta fart real bad but u be around a whole bunch of people and so u gotta squeeze real tight to hold it in but as soon as u start walking it seems to pass thru you and before u know it...u start letting out "samples"...

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  barisaxy08 said:
things that suck:  when u gotta fart real bad but u be around a whole bunch of people and so u gotta squeeze real tight to hold it in but as soon as u start walking it seems to pass thru you and before u know it...u start letting out "samples"...

Has happened to me, also when a fart accidentally comes out when you laugh.

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Things that suck:

1.) Being really behind in Calculus, and having to turn in everything by Friday, the end of the grading period

 

2.) Everyone making such a big deal over Valentine's Day. Seriously, what's the big deal? Oh well, at least I have an excuse to break my diet with CHOCOLATE :)

 

3.) Being sick with this cold that's been going around my school. I've been sick for almost a whole week!

 

4.) Needing new reeds and not having time to go all the way to Pasadena (about 20 minutes away--not that far, but it seems like forever if you drive with me and my slowness) and buy some more.

 

5.) Stupid people going around my neighborhood and setting off car alarms at 12:55 A.M. Yeah, it wakes me up. And I wake up @ 6AM for my 7AM college classes every morning..and I NEED my 8 hours or I'm a total grouch.

 

I think that's it lol.

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  MartinHorn said:
Has happened to me, also when a fart accidentally comes out when you laugh.

that happened to me today in pre-cal...the class was so peaceful until i disturbed it...but i mean i was laughing so what u want me to do??? I tried my best... :lol:

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